Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Ours is a funny country...

Funny questions about South Africa!!
This Q&A has been doing the rounds on social media for a while.
These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner,
who has a great sense of humour! 


Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa ?
This was the only question that he did not answer... 
The words are his(hers) and I added the images...

Q: I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? ( UK )

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.


Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.


Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town – can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it’s only two thousand kilometers take lots of water…


Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa ? ( Sweden )

A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes…


Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa ? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town , Knysna and Jeffrey’s Bay? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?


Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? ( USA )

A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not…oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.



Q: Which direction is north in South Africa ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.


Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa ? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.


Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is…oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.


Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa ? ( France )

A: No, WE don’t stink.


Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.


Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.


Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.


Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa ? ( Germany )

A: Not yet, but for you, we’ll import them.


Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.


Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.


Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you will probably still have to pay her by the hour.


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.



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