THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY
"THOMAS COOK VACATIONS"
FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS...
I found these comments on Facebook and I added the Google images.
Too good not to share.
As a writer, I could not make these up if I tried.
"They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach.
It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
"On my holiday to Goa in India,
I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry.
I don't like spicy food."
"We went on holiday to Spain and
had a problem with the taxi drivers
as they were all Spanish."
"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us
we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels.
We assumed it would be included in the price."
"The beach was too sandy.
We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure.
Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato
close in the afternoons.
I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time...
it should be banned."
"No-one told us there would be fish in the water.
The children were scared."
"Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen,
there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the
local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits
like custard creams or ginger nuts."
"The roads were uneven and bumpy,
so we could not read the local guide book
during the bus ride to the resort.
Because of this, we were unaware of many things
that would have made our holiday more fun."
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England.
It took the Americans only three hours to get home.
This seems unfair."
"I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite
to our friends' three-bedroom
and ours was significantly smaller."
"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.'
We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew
and made us wait longer for service."
"When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there.
The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish.
No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
"We had to line up outside to catch the boat
and there was no air-conditioning."
"It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy
or unruly guests before we travel."
"I was bitten by a mosquito.
The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
"My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked,
but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed.
We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed
for the fact that I became pregnant.
This would not have happened if you had put us
in the room that we booked."
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